There is a distinct opportunism in most of our actions. We plan and enact and convince ourselves that everything we are doing is worthwhile. We seek out happiness as a cure for the malignancy of a destitute realization that we might be insignificant. We look for love but find her acolytes and think we have found her. Having loved and lost being better than never having loved at all is a lie - there is no loss if there was love. Even if there were, it isn't better. We cannot belittle an emotion simply because we find the need to validate our sensory pleasures by thinking we have been there and done that. Chemically speaking, it is not as simple as eating a bar of chocolate. Evolution is not a concept that wholly understands us. It does not factor in the glib vagaries of our flitting hearts, if there is such a thing. There more certainly is. However there are very few of us that have experienced it or ever will. Many of us will dream of it; then those dreams will wilt and die in the humdrum futility of human endeavor. Evolution did not factor in hope. Then again, maybe that is the greatest lie of all. 'Tis only the deserving that shall find their heaven.
Sunday, December 13, 2015
From the book of notes
There is a distinct opportunism in most of our actions. We plan and enact and convince ourselves that everything we are doing is worthwhile. We seek out happiness as a cure for the malignancy of a destitute realization that we might be insignificant. We look for love but find her acolytes and think we have found her. Having loved and lost being better than never having loved at all is a lie - there is no loss if there was love. Even if there were, it isn't better. We cannot belittle an emotion simply because we find the need to validate our sensory pleasures by thinking we have been there and done that. Chemically speaking, it is not as simple as eating a bar of chocolate. Evolution is not a concept that wholly understands us. It does not factor in the glib vagaries of our flitting hearts, if there is such a thing. There more certainly is. However there are very few of us that have experienced it or ever will. Many of us will dream of it; then those dreams will wilt and die in the humdrum futility of human endeavor. Evolution did not factor in hope. Then again, maybe that is the greatest lie of all. 'Tis only the deserving that shall find their heaven.
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Salt in My Coffee
To be honest, I haven’t tried anything more potent than alcohol to harm myself yet. Alcohol, though, is the closest friend and enemy that I have. It is a crassly poignant symbolism of the unbalanced relationship that I have with myself. I can drown my soul in a bottle.
Unfortunately life with its singular determination to upset your carefree living thrusts responsibilities in your way. I have a child. I remember its name often enough when I am sober. Otherwise it is just a reminder of a hasty unwanted decision made in stupor. You may have realized by now that I am not the best parent. Nor am I the best partner for that matter.
I wasn’t always like this in the nature versus nurture debate, though. I had been on the winning side for most part of my life. I was an excellent student and a successful professional. There was even a time when I was the most eligible suitor in the region. My mother used to find herself inundated with proposals for me. I used to laugh them off and assure her that I would find my own wife.
Then I found him.
It was a cold breezeless night. The train had come to a halt at my stop. I stepped out onto a near deserted platform. It had been a good day at work and I had a spring in my step. All of a sudden, there was a commotion behind me. Before I could turn around I was ambushed by a gang of eunuchs. Trust the railways to shock you at whatever opportunity they get. I wasn’t really clear as to what they wanted – some of them grabbed at my bag, some at my watch and the others at the chain around my neck (a gold family heirloom). It was a half-crazed frenzy when I saw my saviour step in.
I will refrain from describing him as the God that he was. The wounds still haven’t healed. Nevertheless, that night he managed to pull me out of their grasps and into safety. Even though I knew that if It wasn’t for that initial shock I could have easily taken care of myself, the look in his eyes gave me a comfort and hope that made me feel that this was the thing I had been missing in my life so far. Of course, at that point I did not realize that what I had been feeling was more than just admiration for a fellow man. It was a far deeper emotion. We then shared small talk over a cup of coffee.
People were not lying about the fruits of forbidden love – its veracity has never been more of an enigma in my eyes. I was lost. Like any half-decent Bollywood plot, I was torn between two worlds – one that advocated my heart’s desire and the other the defining duty of upholding the family name in the community. I am still befuddled by how every time we take one step into modernity, we place
the other in the archaic.
It didn’t help that the man that I had fallen in love with did not have a twisted bone in his body. It turns out he was as straight as a rod and happily married.
In the ensuing despair and to stop the emotional blackmail our families are so good at, I met my wife on one of those online marriage portals that mother had signed me up on through a nuisance of a cousin. Apparently the logistics deemed it a ‘perfect’ match. They served coffee at the first meeting. She was dressed beautifully and seemed sweet and demure. However, she was so nervous she accidently mixed salt in my cup instead of sugar. Or maybe she was also in love with a boy somewhere and those were just tears in my coffee.
If life was fair, we would have gone our happy separate ways.
Over the years she has realized her situation. Even age did not make our married life any better. The few times I managed to make love to her sober, I saw his face in hers. Sometimes, I just pity her.
We are a society of dreamers and believers. Yet more often than not we fail at the things that we do. If they were to see life as a journey from one happiness to another, I would be the eternal nomad. I guess that feeling that I should have been born in another time will never elude me. Several years ago, in 2030, the institution of ‘different-sex’ marriage had been buried. To control the reckless rise in population, same-sex marriage had been advocated as the way forward. Orphanages were slowly disbanded as the remaining children of the world were adopted. In our family I have played the roles of husband, wife, mother and father - as the need arose. They called it survival.
I was a strong independent woman but it was my mistake that I had fallen in love with a man. A mistake for which society unknowingly condemned me, love betrayed me of my senses and joy forever eluded me.
Every day I make a cup of coffee for both of us. I put salt instead of sugar in my cup. My wife thinks I am still teasing her about our first encounter all those years ago. Little does she know that I have always preferred some salt in my life.
Unfortunately life with its singular determination to upset your carefree living thrusts responsibilities in your way. I have a child. I remember its name often enough when I am sober. Otherwise it is just a reminder of a hasty unwanted decision made in stupor. You may have realized by now that I am not the best parent. Nor am I the best partner for that matter.
I wasn’t always like this in the nature versus nurture debate, though. I had been on the winning side for most part of my life. I was an excellent student and a successful professional. There was even a time when I was the most eligible suitor in the region. My mother used to find herself inundated with proposals for me. I used to laugh them off and assure her that I would find my own wife.
Then I found him.
It was a cold breezeless night. The train had come to a halt at my stop. I stepped out onto a near deserted platform. It had been a good day at work and I had a spring in my step. All of a sudden, there was a commotion behind me. Before I could turn around I was ambushed by a gang of eunuchs. Trust the railways to shock you at whatever opportunity they get. I wasn’t really clear as to what they wanted – some of them grabbed at my bag, some at my watch and the others at the chain around my neck (a gold family heirloom). It was a half-crazed frenzy when I saw my saviour step in.
I will refrain from describing him as the God that he was. The wounds still haven’t healed. Nevertheless, that night he managed to pull me out of their grasps and into safety. Even though I knew that if It wasn’t for that initial shock I could have easily taken care of myself, the look in his eyes gave me a comfort and hope that made me feel that this was the thing I had been missing in my life so far. Of course, at that point I did not realize that what I had been feeling was more than just admiration for a fellow man. It was a far deeper emotion. We then shared small talk over a cup of coffee.
People were not lying about the fruits of forbidden love – its veracity has never been more of an enigma in my eyes. I was lost. Like any half-decent Bollywood plot, I was torn between two worlds – one that advocated my heart’s desire and the other the defining duty of upholding the family name in the community. I am still befuddled by how every time we take one step into modernity, we place
the other in the archaic.
It didn’t help that the man that I had fallen in love with did not have a twisted bone in his body. It turns out he was as straight as a rod and happily married.
In the ensuing despair and to stop the emotional blackmail our families are so good at, I met my wife on one of those online marriage portals that mother had signed me up on through a nuisance of a cousin. Apparently the logistics deemed it a ‘perfect’ match. They served coffee at the first meeting. She was dressed beautifully and seemed sweet and demure. However, she was so nervous she accidently mixed salt in my cup instead of sugar. Or maybe she was also in love with a boy somewhere and those were just tears in my coffee.
If life was fair, we would have gone our happy separate ways.
Over the years she has realized her situation. Even age did not make our married life any better. The few times I managed to make love to her sober, I saw his face in hers. Sometimes, I just pity her.
We are a society of dreamers and believers. Yet more often than not we fail at the things that we do. If they were to see life as a journey from one happiness to another, I would be the eternal nomad. I guess that feeling that I should have been born in another time will never elude me. Several years ago, in 2030, the institution of ‘different-sex’ marriage had been buried. To control the reckless rise in population, same-sex marriage had been advocated as the way forward. Orphanages were slowly disbanded as the remaining children of the world were adopted. In our family I have played the roles of husband, wife, mother and father - as the need arose. They called it survival.
I was a strong independent woman but it was my mistake that I had fallen in love with a man. A mistake for which society unknowingly condemned me, love betrayed me of my senses and joy forever eluded me.
Every day I make a cup of coffee for both of us. I put salt instead of sugar in my cup. My wife thinks I am still teasing her about our first encounter all those years ago. Little does she know that I have always preferred some salt in my life.
Monday, May 26, 2014
The son of Modi
My name is Rahul Modi, fondly known as RaMo. I was born in
the developed state of Gujarat, just a chariot ride away from the
Ramjanmabhoomi and very far from Italy. I am the son of a former tea-seller
though that is not how the world will know me. They will brand me as the heir
of a neo-patriarchal family, descending from a line of Chief Minister and Prime
Minister.
I did not know I had a mother until very recently. I was
raised with the understanding that Bharat was my ma and her freedom from evil,
my dulhan – quite rang de basant-ish, you might note. It is fortunate that people like Dr. Swamy are on my side. I
doubt many others will bother to dig up my educational qualifications and such,
especially since they must have realized over the past ten years that those
things don’t really matter in this game. Yes, I know I called it a game. I do
call it like I see it – though I have been told that’s not the best trait to
nurture in politics. I was a distinguished karyakarta, if I may only be saying so
myself. I have been taught to forgive, love, live and never give up on my
fellow man. This was the basis of progress and it does include, though not
being limited to, the empowerment of women and the youth.
However it is this very concept that confuses me – for who is
my fellow man? This nation is littered with the embodiment of plurality –
from scientists and nurses to policemen and teachers – social and professional
lives collide. However that is just one side. On the other hand, is it the
person who pollutes our streets, is it the person who rapes our women, is it
the bribe giver of the bribe taker, is it the thief or the murderer – who must
I call my fellow man?
You will argue that I have in me, blood from an era where
those in power stood by and watched genocide. I will quickly evade the
allegation, cite court decisions, blame a biased media and finally quote
election results– just the way I have been trained to do. Thank heavens for
professional P.R. teams!
Speaking of results days, I would like to thank the people of
our glorious nation for getting over their attentional blindness from the last
decade and giving us this opportunity to serve you. Your whole-hearted support
brought tears to my eyes. Even my father, the stoic man that he is, was an
emotional bundle of joy that day. Amit Uncle probably had to pinch him in U.P.
to get him to fully believe. Alas, I digress from the question at hand – what is the basis
to represent a society with so many flaws while garnering each of them equality
and justice, not only before the law but in all things. Take even the concept
of secularity – is it really individual policies for appeasement to cater to
the various faiths that are housed in our nation that unites us. Selective
secularism is just the continuance of divide and rule. I do not know if I want
to be responsible for constructions that will see my country burn. When does democracy become equality? It can be argued that
the religious foundation of my father’s party reflects that of the populis
majori. Yet that cannot be why we got the vote we did. We’d never lose if that
was the case. Do the people of this nation expect us to cut the supply of beef
or declare the nation the homeland of the Mahatma and hence alcohol-free. I do
not think these reasons are enticing enough for the modern mind. We shouldn’t
even be here to make people answer for their failings in the last decade. I
want to be here to lead the way of change. This is where it gets tricky...how do you take men, women, minorities – those that up to now
belonged as mere statistics in the vote bank and see them for what they are –
the pillars of our society, each one important in their own way. I have heard
of this man, Abraham Lincoln, who seemed to grasp this situation, like few did,
a very long time ago. I would have liked to go learn more about this. Maybe I
will. After May 16th, the U.S.A. has gone to the extent of offering
me citizenship there. How the tides turn!
I have my doubts about the reservation system in place in the
country. It seems to have made the ‘general’ category a minority too. I
probably shouldn’t say more. Mentioning it is bad for politics, apparently. Yet,
there must be some way to amend a 50:50 grant scheme for a 90:10 nation. I have
friends who are so frustrated they would go so far as to forge more conducive
family names. Fortunately for me though, mine is a name that is going to last.
There are so many things to deal with - social and
economical. The point is to make India a strong, developing and inclusive
nation. To think we will have to start again from where Vajpayee Sir left off
more than a decade ago, to achieve this is a daunting task. These will
hopefully not end up becoming just words. However the onion will have to be
peeled.
Bearing that in mind, I quite liked the invitation we
extended to Pakistan to attend the swearing-in ceremony. I might even claim it
was me that set of the spark when I claimed I would probably get along well
with the Bhutto scion in days to come. Father took it literally and decided to
pave the way for ‘ever-lasting peace’. The things Indian parents do for their
children - almost as much as their Italian counter-parts. Of course, the Thackerays
were miffed by it – I think father got a distasteful cartoon in the mail the
other day. Similarly the Tamils were quite disappointed with our shout-out to
Mr. Rajapakse. Well, it didn’t seem fair to call one ex-warring neighbour and
not the other. Besides, the photo-op is simply too big to miss.
The right to information, being one of the prime (few – alas,
ignorance is not a crime here) things trumpeted by an amulish name-sake of mine,
was actually quite a visionary tool. We must give credit where it is due.
Jaitley Uncle, will no doubt use his immense wealth of experience in this
manipulative web of survival to capture red-handed those truly responsible for
black money and its proliferation into our society. If not at least we will
make an attempt to do so. You might be condescending of our links to the
Ambanis and Adanis. There is a saying amongst us – ‘When Lakshmi, the Goddess
of Wealth, catches an auto to come meet you - that is not when you declare a
transport-strike’. We are just taking the developmental model from our state
(we stand by it being better than Kerala’s) forward. Also Neetu Aunty has
always been very kind to me. I still remember the times we spent laughing about
that man, Kejriwal’s attempts to blackguard Mukesh Uncle. She even introduced
me to Sachin-ji at a Mumbai Indians game - one of the most defining moments of
my life – even if he did accidently joined the wrong side of the Rajya Sabha.
Despite what the environmentalist of all things might say, we
are not here to uproot trees and mine our lands into the ground. My father even
said that we must plant trees outsides our houses. This is a two-fold strategy,
it was claimed – twenty years down the line they can be cut down and the
daughters of the house married off. They say there is a fine line between
genius and insanity. The polls define our genius. However don’t get us wrong, we
have seen our fair share of hardship and misfortune on our race course. We
understand and empathize with the like-minded and appreciate the gifts of the
different. We emerged successful but there are dues to be paid. There are
several pulls and twists and turns that need to be successfully swerved by,
avoided, granted and yet others that need more innovative ways to put behind
us.
We are not an elitist crowd. We do not want another banana
republic on our hands. Even our Cabinet Ministers fan across regions, incomes
and religions. India will continue to be saffron, white, green and blue. Just
any one of them simply won’t do, in the long run.
My father is the Prime Minister of the sovereign, socialist,
democratic, republic of India – cloaked in immense power. With our numbers, we
are the true representatives of the people of this glorious nation. We are
responsible for the road ahead and hopefully we will understand and respect
that as the honour it is.
There are promises to be kept; many miles to go before we
rest...
Jai Hind!
Friday, February 28, 2014
The Misguided Allure of the Drunken Trail
A man walks out of
a bar. A genie appears before him and offers to grant him three wishes. The man
thinks for a moment and asks for a bottle of beer that will never go empty.
Immediately he is gifted with a bottle. The man starts drinking and right
before it’s all gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about the next two
wishes. The man says ‘I want two more of these’.
Dionysus, the Greek
god of wine, would be proud of our statesmen. The only body happier than him
would be that of the beverage corporation. Factoring in the recent increase in
tax, all alcohol should probably be served with gold flakes floating in it.
Yet, as long as the buyer can pay, Chivas and Johnny will continue to play. The
lines will never stop queuing and pre-game order will be strictly maintained
till nine – when the bell tolls for the drinking man.
The hand that
offers you your first ever glass is supposed to determine your fortunes against
the alcohol demons. Sometimes it’s your grand-father or even father that lets
you take a sip from their glass once you’ve entered your teenage years. Then
there’s that adventurous uncle that’s curious as to how you’ll react to a
little free flow. He will also gently warn you that he will break your legs if
he ever finds you in a bar anywhere. That older cousin of yours will happily
take you along on one of the ‘picnic’ trips with his gang and traditions of
deep-fried freshly shot meat and local toddy in scenic surroundings will be
introduced to you. Life has started experimenting.
Social drinking is
a curious phenomenon. You are surrounded by friends, most of them regulars at
the bottle fest. There are those that manage to muster the will to stick to
their principles and not touch a drop. There are those that let their curiosity
overcome them – how can you decide what isn’t good for you unless you have
tried it? It’s a slow death after all, with emphasis on the slow. All those
soft-drink bottles that they carry to the visits far away are spiked with
wholesome doses of the white and coloured. The curious ones can test some and
continue dancing to the tunes of the journey. It is advisable that you don’t
think about your parents that have sent you down here with such great
expectations in their hearts. However, just thinking and crying about how your
poor mother will react to the notion is enough to make some stop forever. There
is swift guilt that spreads through your heart when you hand over to a friend
his first glass – you can now only hope he won’t make this a habit. Drinking in
a group of mixed gender (where both sexes partake in the pleasantries) has its
own perks. When the shot glasses are laid out, lavish outbursts of fun are sure
to follow.
It’s also an
outlandish way to meet people. Acquaintances turn to friends or frenemies as
their souls are bared. Sitting in the midst of relative strangers in say, the
hostel of the college that’s hosting the fest you’re attending, surrounded by
joyous celebration can put the ‘connecting people’ advertisement in
perspective. Birthdays are equally welcome. You borrow money from your homeboys
to buy the stuff for them – the circle of life. People forget exams – before or
after the paper – as their need suits them. People will be there for you in
your times of need, if you can quench their thirst in theirs. You hail back-up
for the intermittent fight with a bottle as the informal fee. Sometimes the
unprecedented may happen when a young man satisfied with his night’s quota
decides to sleep it off on the middle of the road. He feels free to find the
best setting for the same by stoning all the streetlights in the vicinity. It
is to be noted that being a public nuisance can land you a night in the local
station's holding cell once in a while.
The entertainment
value in the alcohol business is not to be under-estimated. Vijay Mallya should
be sufficient reference. I think most IPL cheer-leading squads have a United
Breweries slogan across their chests. The Alcoholics non-Anonymous is a
quandary of emotion really. There are the laughter-artists. These are the
people who make you laugh and those that laugh at and with you. Eventually
everything anybody says will trigger a volley of mirth. The singers and the
dancers gather in unison. You’ll swear you’ve never seen such synchronization
even at Broadway. Unfortunately violence is not a novelty either. Khushwant
Singh was said that ‘9/10ths of the violence in India is due to sexual
frustration’. He probably said this with a glass of scotch in hand- thus
forgetting to factor in the alcoholism. The daring drunks are the ones that
will jump into the lakes from bridges, pretend to throw sticks at the mango
trees while sparking the power lines to check the efficiency of our electricity
board or drive on a whim to Munnar at two in the morning for a cuppa tea
(actually, they don’t have to be drunk to do this).
Alcohol tends to
amplify emotion. You see youngsters disappearing into the night on their phone
– apparently to coax their better halves to lullaby and sleep – conversations
are an outpouring of emotion. Even Cupid would be impressed by some of the
dialogue that emanates from those in form. Truly such a thing of beauty must be
a joy forever. Red wine is even considered to be an aphrodisiac. However as
with everything else in life, there are two sides to this too. A scorned lover
unleashes his anger by driving down to the girl’s house in the pitch black of
night. He heaps abuse and throws eggs at the (un)holy premises. The next day he
rises out of his drunken stupor only to realize that he had egged the wrong
house. Those who believe that drowning yourself in liquor is akin to mending a
broken heart will be in for a crude shock when you realize that not everything
can be forgotten. Sometimes it is easier to believe that it’s better to have
loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Marriages are a
glorious affair with some special ceremonies featuring an almost transparent
home-made brew that is potent enough to knock you out if not diluted
sufficiently. The bawdy activity of adding liquor to the juice containers is
frowned upon by most fathers of the brides. Religious and public holidays come
with a license to fill. Setting off fire-crackers in the height of your drunken
form is quite a spectacle too with rockets barely flying over your heads and
the loud bomb-like innovations tending to burst in your hand itself. The second
of October requires prior planning with supplies hoarded well in advance. Any shortage
on the day is dealt with by contacting your local saviour who will raise the
shutter just high enough to barter bottle and money. Bachelor parties, like
election campaigns, also revolve around impressing your men with sheer
quantity.
Cocktailing is an
art. In fact there is a proper course offered on the subject. After all, that
which doesn’t kill you does not always have to make you stronger. There are
those that consume the classy brands and eagerly await duty-free arrivals. The
average protocol revolves around each person with something in his wallet
putting his share into the pot. Ice, water and soda are arranged for. Even
water from the nearby stream will do if you’re sufficiently lacking in
consciousness. One of the stranger combinations must be the use of Complan as
flavouring (forever the Complan boy). Its most potent side-effect will be a
night with your head in the closet. The more daring have been found to pour a
bit into the glass and light a match to set the contents on fire, finally downing
the flaming liquid into the back of their throats.
There is a curious
rule about alcohol in moving vehicles. You cannot drink in the confines of a
stationary vehicle but you're free to consume all when it's moving. The trick
is not to spill while alternating between bumps and potholes on our gracious
roads. There are never any glasses when you need them. The pro being their
cheapness and the con is their tendency to shatter at the slightest touch.
Fortunately there will always be some corner-side kiosk selling all the
essentials at any late hour- you pick up a few glasses, maybe some salt, eggs
just in case and the lemon-chilli cluster, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Floating in the waters - be it your bath tub or a quaint riverside spot - with
a bottle in hand is a fascinating way to postpone your high. There are those
that take their liquor in better on an empty stomach followed by generous
helpings of rich food to wash it down and then those that need their fill of
culinary happiness before the bottle cap is unscrewed.
Food plays a poised role in the affairs of the state. As you travel along the famed backwaters, crabs, shrimp and water fowl are the greatest delicacies. The fish-head served is as big as a football, dipped in rich gravy and prawns sautéed to perfection. The duck is stripped off all but the essential and fried or curried as per your specification. It’s all always spicy and tends to complement the bittersweet toddy. As locales change dark tantalizing beef and pork creep into the menus. Tapioca is the side-dish of choice of course. Fried liver and quail are quite sought after too. If you know the right people, you can get your hands on some less-advertised tortoise or fried frog-legs. However, in the direst of cash-strapped circumstances, a packet of quality peanuts is the most touching option. In case the quality is not up to standard, you down a few pegs and call the customer service number on the packet cover and swear in the language of your choice. This is a wonderful stress relief for those that can’t keep their alcohol in without getting on the nerves of at least one other person. Fruits are considered the best absorbents. Arming yourself with apples and oranges at a booze-fest might save you from lying face down in your own bile at the end of the day.
Shakespeare said
that it is the evil that men do that lives after them. However today it lives as they live too.
Every time Mohan Lal uncorks a bottle of the big screen, you’ll have clans of
ever-aspiring citizenry to test and imbibe themselves into the featured bottle
or bar. We cannot argue that he should not drink on screen. That day is not
here yet - fortuitously from some perspectives. Maybe a day will come when every
movie screening will be prologued by the anti-alcohol ad but that day is not
today. Also, more often than not, the film will show us a brief moment of
drunken euphoria before the consequences of the same drunken abyss are
released. The pity lies in the fact that we see only what we want to – the
first part. The say the average alcoholic drinks only for two occasions –
happiness and sadness. Fortunately and unfortunately these would come along
more often than you’d expect, for at the end of the day we are but human.
If the state were
mapped on the basis of bars, beverages and toddy shops, there are quite a few
people who would never lose their way. The inside of most booze caves are dark
and dingy. It would seem that the inhabitants are afraid to show their faces
lest they be recognized by others of the same ilk. It could also be a
management ploy to con the drunken man for what rights could he exercise once
he’s tottering on all fours. As some attention-seeking celebrity once sadly
said ‘It is only us drunkards that do not have rights’. Even so it’s all good
until they have run over some unlucky pavement dwellers in their flashy Beamers
and blame the bar-tender for not recognizing that he had served beyond the
consumer’s limits. Thankfully the legal system does not decree that server
should be omniscient, but it does say that drinking and driving is against the
law. Most metropolitans even offer home delivery services. You don’t have to
step out of your house and you will never run out. Some would argue that we had
nothing to lose. Statistics show that women were happiest with this
development.
There has been a
hazy picture of pub culture painted by the media amongst the everyday students.
As in the recent ‘exposes’ in one of our bigger cities, where every-day partygoers
are pictured and displayed as indecent
human beings that are the root cause of humanity’s frailties. This was taken
over the top recently when girls getting into a cab after a party were videoed
and flashed all over television and news dailies as a drunken vulgarity. The
curious part is the girls in question weren’t even drunk. The gratifying part
is they were law school students that took the irresponsible media contingent
to court.
As long as the
constitution grants those over twenty-one to purchase and consume their own
liquor, nobody should have the right to deny anybody else their right within
their rights. The only factors that should matter are where the money comes
from (your parents don’t give you an allowance to drink in normal situations)
and the medical implications of the consumption. There are those that balance
the credit of the booze with the debit of starving for lunch and breakfast.
Early graves are rarely easier to achieve.
Alcohols, hard as
it maybe to believe do have benefits when consumed with the right choices in
the right quantities. While researching your alcohol before consumption is not
such a bad idea, a brief summary of its goodness can be listed as follows.
Wines are said to significantly cut down on your chances of having a
heart-attack and even reduce signs of aging. Aged spirits like whiskey come
with cancer-fighting antioxidants. A shot of brandy contains the same
antioxidant potential as 90 mg of vitamin C. Vodka acts as a relaxant and
de-stressing agent, effective for inducing sleep. Tequila can dissolve fats and
reduce cholesterol. Beer reduces the incidences of kidney stone formation and
improves blood circulation. It would seem advocating that hospital rooms come
equipped with mini-bars is not unwarranted.
The average young
drinkers find it a great difficulty to control themselves. They drink until
they are drunk and then they drink again until they have but passed out.
Actually most of them do pass out. Habitual heavy drinking can result in
cardiovascular diseases. Throat cancer comes along with the tendency to smoke
while you drink (more whiskey will not save you). The traditional cirrhosis of
the liver is when your liver becomes so scarred and corroded that it is fatal.
It's hard to predict which drinkers will develop cirrhosis. Sometimes, people
who drink huge amounts never get cirrhosis and some who don't drink very much
do get it. Gastritis occurs due to inflammation of the pancreas by liquor.
Dementia, depression and seizures are accrued to uncontrolled alcohol intake.
These reasons are probably why those mini-bars aren’t set up.
Somebody once said
that alcohol was necessary for man so that he could have a good opinion of
himself, undisturbed by the facts.
The problem with
drinking is that if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if
something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens
you drink to make something happen. Despite this crass eventuality you
could say that all’s well that ends well, provided it does end well. The bumper
sticker on the booze wagon should read ‘Everything in moderation including
moderation’. Be safe.
Friday, October 11, 2013
Stuck
I jumped for joy and got stuck It can't be a weight issue I am bones, thin skinned and all that So why didn't gravity play a role It must be fake euphoria Shallow highs I myself created An allure of the inconceivable To hide from realistic phases Doing something you have to do To do something you want to do Is a mind pacifying notion By some failure of a psychiatrist To put your hand in every pie And never get a bite To fall in love every second smile And then wallow in loss' plight Sigh, it's probably the age Not too many eons have we spend Flitting through life's sanguine tinge And time is our best friend The transformation of ourselves From exuberant youth To responsible citizen Is like a wild west movie - full of shots and sins Shotgun! He had called The front seat was his They drove in holiday spirit Down roads with twists and dips Something jumped out of nowhere They swerved out of control His side ploughed into bark And left was nought but dark He was gone the moment it struck him No lasting pain No crys of anguish Except of those that love him Deep remorse comes with the thought Maybe it's survivor's guilt We did lose a friend and brother There is nothing that can be done Only the good die young The rest of us will live And pay its price Memory is all we will have now I jumped for joy and got stuck But who am I to whine There are those that will never jump again Swallow my pride, I must We owe it to the lost To save those that might have hope And to play out our roles Live, love, forgive and never give up
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Helen
What can one say about the face
That set to sail a thousand ships?
The most troubling question that would arise
Is pity we could not see it.
Aphrodite promised her as a prize
Many a man chased after her
All to find a wife
Was she plagued through life?
She left behind family and child
Some say she ran hand in hand
Others describe scenes more vile
'Cross seas she was carried through
Had she no greater thought in mind?
Or are love and its concubines
Just so worth its price?
All the same, she found herself lost
Eye to eye, nose to nose
The rest was curtained by time
The first few days were love drunk
Paris must have been fine
Somebody once claimed of peace
That to achieve it, we need war
So came the fleets
And Trojan and Greek went asinine
It is not only the good that die young
Life is a gift or sorts
That is tested by the length
Of the gap between each breath
As they died out there
She was slowly spurned
Men and women became beasts
Cursed and left to weep
Then he died, she found another
He too died or was killed
Did she have a hand in it?
Was the horse one of her sins?
Many questions are left unanswered
By the daughter of Zeus
She probably sought not glory as a lover
Merely a moment that would last a lifetime
Sunday, February 12, 2012
City of Joy
Moving from one state to another is said to make every Indian feel
like a foreigner in their own country – such is the diversity that the nation
enjoys. The pomp and splendor of its multi-faceted cultures gives it its own
USP. Yet even in this difference, if we were to look closely one would find
vestiges of a fine cultural inter-linking. Everything comes from somewhere and
goes somewhere. Calcutta is that somewhere.
The age-old capital of the most glorious times of British India, the
city still enjoys an ethereal sense of regality; so much so that at times it is
in stark contrast to stark reality.
Having gotten its name from a nearby shrine to the fearsome Goddess
Kali- Kalikata- this melting pot of societies can indeed be one of the most
feared tests of survival for mankind.
He walked out of
the station to see a sea of everything one could possible imagine. People were
selling anything that could be sold, displaying all that was to be displayed (a
service that could be availed of through a minimal token fee), hawking, gawking
and walking. Little children, forcefully deformed at birth to appeal to one’s
inner sympathy, begged on its streets. Old men and women, emotionally marred by
years of slow deterioration of self-respect in the name of survival, sat at the
entrances and exits with their alms-cups out-stretched. Those who could
traversed the great platforms of the station foraging, like hyenas, for even
traces of anything that could transformed into something for their smaller
children sitting at home to eat. The older ones, those who had crossed the age
of five, would have to fend for themselves.
Stepping out into the city you were greeted by
a cacophony of vehicular frenzy. The trademark yellow cabs- either Ambassadors
or Padminis- awaited your beck and call. Double-decker buses leaned like little
Pisas en ruote. Those who could not afford to support the prices of fuel, had
the option of human horses, or rickshaw pullers as they were popularly known.
He stood and stared at men who were spitting out paan, or blood, as they pulled
their carriages laden with over a hundred kilos of fellow man or his goods. Having
come from a more gentler part of the south of India, this was not the greeting
he had expected.
Job Charnock was the Britisher responsible for the city’s birth. His
name is still remembered in the little ways such as the name of a House in one
of the city’s more prestigious schools – La Martiniere. The city was built to
be the ideal center of business and pleasure. Its many industries gave Her
Majesty a splendid income while the Hooghly river, daughter of the Ganga,
provided the ports and harbours to transport its wares. Over the years it had
been host to amongst the most outrageous displays of the power and wealth of
the British empire. People came from all over Asia and Europe to par-take in
the parties of the city. The Viceroy, decked in the representation of royalty
in the nation, played host to all cultural, political and parasitical business
enterprises of the day and age. It was a good time- for those who were
important enough to enjoy it.
The house that had
been set out for him was in a place called Ballygunge. It was originally one of
the lesser areas of the cities and once upon a time had been a cheap investment
with regard to real estate. The house, or rather apartment, was also plump in
the middle of something else that was entirely new to him- a slum. Slums are a
matter of perspective. For those who have, they are the lowest to which human
habitation could sink- the nest of an unhygienic, often putrid, existence. For
those who weren’t as fortunate, the slum was home. It gave them a roof on top of
most of their heads. It gave them a community and a social reason to face each
coming day. He walked through its narrow lanes, followed by an escort that
consisted entirely of hungry stray mongrels and giggling children, gaping at
the dark man, who in turn was gaping at everything he could, with the many bags
and sunglasses. In the slum the only people who wore those, he would learn
later, were the blind. A frail man was his landlord, one of the old generation
of true Bengali ‘babus’ of the city. His wife, a round old lady, and he made
the man far-away from home as welcome as he could possibly feel. One of the
most special things about the house was that it would never have power-cuts. A
place without its daily power-cut was almost unheard of in the city. Here
however, the Chief Minister of the state had his residence in the same sub-grid
as the house.
As a tribute to the success of the British Empire in India, a huge
construction was under-taken in the early 20th century.
Contributions to the construction were made by those who wanted favours from
the Raj and the construction in itself consisted of white marble from the same
quarries that had supplied it to Shah Jahan. It was called the Victoria
Memorial and it still stands in the midst of its 64 acres of blooming
gardens.Another notable bit of architecture, though this bit significantly more
useful, was the bridge across the Hooghly. It was renamed after the great
Bengali Nobel laureate Rabindranath Tagore, as ‘RabindraSetu, but is however
still popularly known as the Howrah Bridge.
In the evening he
stepped out for some tea. A small clay pot filled with sweet milk, laced with
traces of imports from Assam or Darjeeling (depending on the vendor’s
imagination), was served to him along with a piping hot version of a samosa,
called singharas. Food had always enticed him and he resolved to try out the
best on offer. Sweets, he learnt, were an essential part of the Bengali
life-style. The fragile sandesh that melted in your mouth to the succulent
white orbs that were the globally famed rasagollas- all depravity and strife
would be forgotten, if only for those few moments. Rice and the hilsa fish or
freshly baked rotis and the ‘alu-dum’, a regional potato curry dish,
constituted the staple diet of the city. On the way into the city he had tried
from the Kharagpur (the home of the state’s IIT) platform, luchis and curry.
Kathi rolls were kabas rolled in dough that apparently deserved special
mention. Mistidoi, which is sweetened curd, and the Patuligur confectionery were
additions to the palette. Each district of the state was renowned for its own
particular fare, he was told. If he had the taste, he should visit Flury’s on
Park Street or Nohoum’s in New Market. Kathleen and Monginis were also popular
attractions. He returned home for his first night in the city, with a stomach,
and by extension a mind, that was truly satisfied.
The great famines, the Partition, the wars with Pakistan and China all
in turn had a direct impact on the great city. It brought in people by the
millions – refugees from their own lands looking for ways and means to earn.
Mosques, temples and churches adorned the city-scape. In the puja season the
whole city would transform into a whirl of celebration. The beautiful women of
the city would dress in the traditional white and red saree and the promenade
carrying the effigies of Durga Ma and the elephant headed Ganesha would travel
through the city to the mother-river. Mobs would throng the streets and the
aura of a holy emancipation would be there for all who wanted it. Yet even the
Gods make mistakes- they did after all create the Asuras. Yet they are there to
save those should be saved- just like the city – they gave everybody a chance.
He knew there were
many famous people from the city. He visited the Missionaries of Charity.
People like Mother Teresa had always appealed to him. She represented what he
saw to be beauty of the soul. Ronald Ross had found the cure for malaria in
this very city. Social reform had come - be it Roy or Vivekananda. The spirit
to remove oppression, however fanatically, was shown in the iconography of
Netaji Bose. J. Bose and AmartyaSen brought academic and pratical glory to the
city. Even in sports, the Dada of Indian cricket, SauravGanguly and even
LeanderPaes had their homes here. Satyajit Ray had brought India her first ever
Oscar. He then travelled to Shantiniketan.
The Banyan in the Botanical Gardens stretched its arms out so
magnificently that atleast a thousand people could sit in its shade at any
given time. Even the city’s nature was welcoming. Lotus leaves large enough to
carry an entire person, floated in the lake. Squirrels adorned in the
three-striped mark of the God Rama had made their homes all over the city.
Chowringhee, it was said, even had its own very curious visitors that found
affection for concrete jungles intermittently. The Royal Bengal Tiger was not
just a symbol of a city but that of a nation. Alipore played host to the
city-zoo. Always teeming with people, it is said to be most beautiful to visit in
the gap between the monsoon rains. Then the resident peacock sheds all
inhibition and dances for all asunder. The audience comes under one umbrella
regardless of where they come from or where they shall go.
He was beginning to
fall in love. True, the initial glimpses of its squalor might throw people off
but the reality is Calcutta deserved to be respected- it offers a potential for
redemption to mankind. In this city you could be whoever you wanted to be.
Nobody would question you as long you lived and let live. Walking down its
streets, he saw couples, hand in hand, smiles on their faces and eyes only for
each other. After all, this was the ‘Paris of the East’. It brought back
memories. It had been a long time since he had spoken to her. The city does that
to you. It can make you feel lonely in a quaint personal way. It makes you long
for those people that should be there with you. This was often a good thing. It
made you do what was right. As he strolled back home, he realized that he was
also happy. Tomorrow, he would go to work. He would be a part of a city that
had its very own spot in the very history of greatness.
It is in Rabindra Sangeet that the city finds its soul. In this garden
of song, the city’s many faces are revealed. It is a cycle that often overlaps-
one of bichitra, puja, prakriti and prem. Diversity, worship, nature and
love.It is akin to looking down on earth at the end of an 8th day of
creation. In its people you will find warmth even in the face of strife, life
even in at the jaws of death and a joy that is unlike any other.
Once you have lived in its heart,
You would not look with wrath
At life in any which way
For it a city of learning
Of living, loving, forgiving and being
O Calcutta, you are my city of joy.
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